lesetoilesbrillentpourtoi:

dellamortes:

American Horror Story - Freakshow

YESSSS

wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

scottbalf:

stuckinbriarcliff:

ja-co-b:

andbeam:

Welp now we know…

oh my GOD WHAT 

Oh my god

What? Oh heeeeey!

"You can unfollow me, but you can’t unswallow me"
someone who was probably salty as hell that he got unfollowed tbh (via jewmingle)
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife